So who knew 2024 would give us the greatest tribute band of all? Kamala Harris taking the stage as the Donald Trump experience. It’s true. A decade ago, she was Indian, then she became African American, and now she’s orange Hitler. Credit Trump’s magical power to turn Kamala into a cackling, pant-suited version of himself,...
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GREG GUTFELD: You can lie about stolen valor but you can't make veterans forget about it
So, we’re finding out that much like a monkey’s cage, Tim Walz is full of crap. Because, unlike the Harris campaign, people are actually vetting him. Especially the vet part. And he’s about to become unburdened of the biggest highlight on his resumé, meaning his military service with the Army National Guard. As noted by...
GREG GUTFELD: Since Trump's assassination attempt, we've learned a lot more about Cheatle
GREG GUTFELD: So Kamala Harris has chosen Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate. I think I speak for millions of Americans when I say, who? So this is Governor Walz. There he is. Do you know we’re the same age? I know, I know. He looks like the founder of a law firm...
GREG GUTFELD: Tim Walz makes Kamala Harris sound like Winston Churchill
So, within hours after Kamala Harris made Tim Walz the VP pick, the bat signal went out from the Dems to label him as a moderate, middle-of-the-road midwesterner. The reason? To cover up the fact that this guy is bat s—- crazy. Let’s run through the list. While BLM and Antifa were looting and burning...
GREG GUTFELD: Choosing to be special instead of unique should come with a warning
So, it’s amazing how far Kamala Harris has come since she entered the race, given that she’s done nothing. Instead of hiding in the basement, she’s hiding behind Megan Thee Stallion’s butt. Hell, her husband has answered more questions about banging his nanny, but Harris hasn’t changed. She’s the same Kamala no one voted for....
GREG GUTFELD: We didn't get any answers from Biden's Oval Office address
So last night, in a primetime address from the Oval Office, Joe Biden said it was time to step aside, which is the most exercise he’s had in a while. In the roughly ten minute address, Biden attempted to list his accomplishments. That left him with ten minutes. During the address, Biden said he’s passing...
GREG GUTFELD: Kamala Harris aided 'the most egregious and dangerous political cover-up in American history'
So Kamala Harris is the Democratic candidate for president of the United States. I’ll give you a second to come to, the border czar who couldn’t find our southern border on a map of Texas now wants to be America’s commander-in-chief. Kamala couldn’t lead a campfire sing along, let alone the country’s armed forces, but...
GREG GUTFELD: If Biden's too far gone to campaign, how can he remain commander-in-chief until January 20th?
So, it’s weird Joe Biden hasn’t been seen since they tossed his carcass from Air Force One last Wednesday. Can we at least get proof of life? Maybe have him pose holding a copy of today’s paper? But then again, we’ve been asking for proof of life from Joe for years. Got nothing. So after...
GREG GUTFELD: Bureaucratic incompetence is fueled by one part TDS and another part DEI
Kimberly Cheatle has resigned; this after a disastrous hearing where she dodged questions like they were shot from a 20-year-old loner on a slightly slanted roof. We also learned that Secret Service officials repeatedly rejected Trump’s request for extra security in the two years prior to the assassination attempt. That includes more agents and magnetometers...
GREG GUTFELD: How much longer can Joe hold out?
So, the more the outside world notices how senile Biden is, the more he retreats from reality. Lucky for him, that’s a very short walk. According to the New York Times, Old Joe isn’t consulting with any of his advisers or staff anymore. His cell phone rings and rings, but Joe keeps trying to answer...









